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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To have sex with your mom."
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"So after the subreddit banning went down, I texted Ellen Pao asking if this was some sort of a joke. She responded ""Im SRS"""
"I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around."
"Two men just got away with the largest Viagra heist in history. Police say to be on the lookout for hardened criminals."
"Why did the chicken cross the road half-way? She wanted to lay it on the line."
"how do you circumcise a hillbilly? you kick his sister in the jaw. yee haw!!"
"Wanna terrify a homeless dude? Dress as a grocery store clerk and pretend to scan all the stuff in his shopping cart"
"Why do German shower faucets have 11 holes? Jews only have 10 fingers."
"I always have a note in my pocket that says ""john did it"" just in case I'm murdered because I don't want him to remarry #truelove #tips"
"Sorry I'm late. I was trying to think of ways to get out of this."