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Joke of the Day

"Cats are like rapists My cat is a lot like a rapist. He has no concept of the words ""Stop"" and ""No!"""

"What's the best way to organize your cakes, muffins, and hamburger buns? Alphabreadically!"

"How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!"

"Don't spend too much on toilet paper It's all for shit, anyway."

"What do you call someone who lurks for child pornography? A Predditer"

"What's the hardest part about roller-blading? Telling your parents you're gay."

"Best Joke in League Of League? NA teams"

"How do you have a party in space? You planet."

"If you love Christmas so much, why don't you merry it?"

"You can make fun of the Amish all you want on the Internet They'll never see it!"