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Joke of the Day
"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... ... Then it hit me!"
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"The best kind of love is experienced when the person who touches your ass also touches your heart."
"I didn't fart, I flirted. That was a flirt! *runs away flirting*"
"Ice, ice, baby. Ice, ice, baby. - Me taking inventory at the cryogenic infant storage facility."
"Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does."
"I just went to the bathroom without my phone. I had to read shampoo bottles like it was 1999."
"Hi, I'm your son's teacher, Ms. Frizzle. Funny story, your kid is dead and inside a tortoise"
"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ? All the hot dogs taste like shit."
"what weighs more on the moon than on earth? a helium baloon"
"Here's my review of the sun: One star."