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Joke of the Day

"Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!"

"what do you call a mexican on the moon ? an Astronaut you Racist"

"Dear Kids, ""16 & Pregnant"" is a TV show, not a Challenge..."

"One of my favorite hockey jokes Son: Dad, what's the playoffs? Father: I don't know son, were maple leaf fans."

"Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill."

"My neighbour thinks it's funny to joke with my wife, in front of me, that our kids look a bit like him. One day, I'm going to say something to the black bastard."

"What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common? A bus driver can't change his stops."

"I finally went to a therapist... ...and all that pervert did was ask me what I thought of a bunch of dirty pictures some guy named Rorschach painted."

"Samsung Galaxy S7 slogan: Rethink what a phone can do. To be fair, they didn't disappoint."

"Girls and square roots have one thing in common... If they are under 13, do 'em in your head."