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Joke of the Day
"Imagine a guy named Kyle walking into Starbucks. You're a racist."
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"What quality was the wine that Jesus made ? Bloody good."
"Very Cheesy Joke Friend : Hey dude did you see that thing i posted on /r/pcmasterrace? Me : Yeah I ""readit"" (reddit)"
"How many polacks does it take to change a light bulb? Just one dumbass."
"A red boat and a blue boat crash into each other in the ocean... All the passengers were marooned."
"[showing my 4yo a Slinky] me: look, it's walking down the stairs kid: what else can it do me: literally nothing"
"Igloo Building by S Keemo"
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van."
"Q: What happens if a monster steps on Batman and Robin? A: They become Flatman and Ribbon."
"People who say age is just a number fundamentally don't get numbers and that's why I always borrow money from them."