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Joke of the Day
"Q: What happens if a monster steps on Batman and Robin? A: They become Flatman and Ribbon."
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"Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch."
"Difference b/w secretary & private secretary Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR"
"What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado? Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams"
"I told my Kentucky raised girlfriend her family tree doesn't fork... ...it spoons. She did not find it humorous"
"I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back."
"where did Mary go after the explosion?! EVERYWHERE!"
"good artists copy ,, great artists steal i say to myself as i shove several marley and me dvds into my pants. im a dog lover wat can i say"
"How does Moses make his coffee? He brews it"
"What do you call a dog who likes a lot of bass in his music? A Sub-Woofer."