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Joke of the Day
"Igloo Building by S Keemo"
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"Why do women have periods? because they deserve them."
"Chameleon wife: ""Does my bum look big in this dress?"" Chameleon husband: ""What dress? Where are you?"""
"Darling, you are the most beautiful woman in this party! Did you invite these guests on purpose?"
"I fucking hate double standards... If a girl sleeps with a load of different men, she's a slut. But when a guy does it he's a homosexual?"
"5 year old son: I want to be a boxer. Me: I think you're too cute to be a boxer. 5: Yes, that is what everybody will think."
"What's the difference between a thief who steals timepieces and a man at a strip club? One snatches watches and the other watches snatches."
"An autistic girl asked me out today And I said yes. I guess you could say I like girls that are down for everything"
"Not to brag but a girl at this party said I look like the Hulk, of course it was when I was turning green from drinking too much, but still..."
"You think your life is bad? I've got that ""Five dollar foot long"" song stuck in my head."