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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van."
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"City Life At first I was Ern(e)st and Young, but then became Standard and Poor: yet when I got broody I was rated as Moody, loosing my triple A score"
"What do you call an anti-social black man? A brown recluse."
"When I like a girl, I play it cool. I wait. I text once, wait 60 years, and then I die."
"Are you a witch? Cause I heard you like riding broomsticks."
"*Cop yells at dog* LADY WHAT ARE U DOING *dog continues to give birth* THATS IT UR GETTING A TICKET FOR *looks directly at camera* LITTERING"
"Go ahead, criticize my overprotective parenting but no gorillas were shot on my watch."
"Ash enters battle with his pikachu Ash:""Pikachu use thunder bolt"" Pikachu: ""Your dad is paying the electricity bill?"""
"What's the difference between a personal trainer and a bully? None, they still take your money after beating you up. Edit: sorry for the typo."
"What is the meaning of life? A movie. Told to me by Siri. Pissed myself."