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Joke of the Day
"How many polacks does it take to change a light bulb? Just one dumbass."
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"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."
"I renamed my toilet form John to Jim the other day- -that way, I can tell people that I wake up and go to the Jim every morning."
"Apple was going to make a smaller version of the ipod touch for kids, until they realized the name iTouch Kids wasnt an acceptable name."
"I went to this zoo the other day, but there was only one dog inside. It was a shitzu."
"Why are there no white chinese people? It's because two Wongs don't make a white."
"When I die, I want to pass peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa. Not screaming at the oncoming truck like the rest of us in his car."
"You wanna do stuff with toys in bed? Let's do it; I've already got like 3 hot wheels cars and a Barbie in there right now, so...."
"What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser."
"If the head of CIA can't even hide his own affair it's pretty safe to say there were no aliens at Roswell and we really went to the moon."