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Joke of the Day
"How many polacks does it take to change a light bulb? Just one dumbass."
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"There are days & nights where I'm surrounded by profound Darkness, followed by a realisation that I need to stop wearing shades in my house."
"Fishy Technology What type of phones do fish use? . . . *Shellular*, of course..."
"I went to go high five a shirt in my closet... ...but I left it hanging."
"Standing behind a lady at Home Depot. Heard her ask for suggestions for tools to buy her grandson who was studying to be a quantum mechanic."
"Why did a Stripper run for mayor? Because she did great on the pole"
"I think my girlfriend is starting to gain weight. She's starting to fit into my wife's clothes."
"What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo ? Ones a little lighter"
"I saw my ex getting jumped by six guys at a party last night, so I helped out She didn't stand a chance against seven of us!"
"What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat? You get kicked out of the petting zoo."