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Joke of the Day

"A red boat and a blue boat crash into each other in the ocean... All the passengers were marooned."

"What is a orphans biggest dilemma when it comes to cooking? Making a homemade meal."

"most people don't realize that chickpeas only get $0.79 for every $1 a manpea makes"

"People who bend down to pick up a thread instead of running over it with the vacuum 37 times, what's it like to exercise?"

"Did you hear about the perforated comedian? He was tear-able!"

"If I were Jesus I would be seriously spooked by all the buildings with giant crosses."

"A Date joke When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own? Because it is two tired."

"Exponential horse walks into a bar. Bartender says ""Why the log(face)?"""

"I once threw a fish off of the roof of my house. I guess you could say the bass dropped."