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Joke of the Day

"People who say age is just a number fundamentally don't get numbers and that's why I always borrow money from them."

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"Ladies : Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ? Your dentist."
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"Apologies to General Tso for what I'm about to do to his chicken."
"Why didn't the rock make it to work today? He was stoned"