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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now."
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"Nice beard bro looks like you just ate a bunch of lollipops then made out with your cat"
"The longest Joke in the world. I don't know if its ever been posted on here but here it is again if it has! http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"
"Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm? A: E-I-E-I-O."
"Vagina Steak (nswf) Today my husband asked me if my vagina was ""medium well"" yet? Pink but not bloody."
"Sooo much pressure as a woman to not have a mustache."
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" mean the same thing...except when you're at a funeral."
"What is the easiest way to know if a rabbit is homosexual? His carrot smells like shit"
"*makes 58008 on an abacus and turns it upside down* dammit"
"The Calbuco volcano is very hot right now... But everything around it is Chile."