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Joke of the Day

"Ive got an idea for a Halloween party costume... I'll go only in my pants so when people ask what I'm whereing I'll say, "" Im premature ejaculation, so I just came in my pants."""

"Why is 4840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Because it is an acre."

"What do you call 100 cows masterbating ? Beef Strokenoff"

"What do army ants have in common with masturbating dolphins? Both come in waves..."

"Who is Gary Johnson? I don't Aleppknow"

"How come know-it-alls don't know how annoying they are?"

"What is a dog's favorite camp sport? Woofleball"

"Bilbo wakes up suddenly to Don't Stop Believing. It was an unexpected Journey."

"Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar? Because they were Miners... XD"

"is this Sara? hi, this is Tom from HS. my god its been years! Anyway, im calling because u changed your HBO Go password & I need the new one"