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Joke of the Day

"Ive got an idea for a Halloween party costume... I'll go only in my pants so when people ask what I'm whereing I'll say, "" Im premature ejaculation, so I just came in my pants."""

"I just learned you need five sheep to make a sweater. I didn't know they knew how to knit."

"This joke is may be too vulgar for reddit... nsfw [Removed]"

"Stop making fun of fat people with lisps!!! ...they're probably thick and tired of it."

"I am so sorry to hear about your grandma... I know what you're going through my phone dies all the time."

"Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because it's dead."

"Why did the snowman leave his wife? Because she got plowed by another man."

"Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well? ... because it has NO FANS!!! (get it? no fans? ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants. One's a crusty bus station while the other's a busty crustacean."

"Next time someone catches you talking to yourself, make it worthwhile by laughing, yelling ""Good one!"" and high-fiving the air."