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Joke of the Day

"What is AdBlock?"

"Oh hey, I see you touched your computer again. -Adobe Updater"

"Neighbor's kid just asked me 2 fix his computer. I was gonna tell him 2 come back tomorrow but I saw the look of ""I need porn"" in his eyes."

"Jared Blames Weight loss for his paedophillia. He could finally catch them."

"What is the difference between pink and purple? The grip."

"Jeb bush uses a dangerous method to make a lasting change. jeb!"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!"

"I invited a friend over after school. I told my mom he's my brother from another mother. My parents are now in the divorce process."

"the chipotle guy who never charges me extra for guacamole even though there's a big G on the foil. what are we?"

"What do you call it when two gays fight? Fruit punch!"