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Joke of the Day

"Look out, ladies! Chris Brown is officially single! (Seriously. Look out. The guy's like a violent criminal)."

"What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence."

"Me: ""Can I buy you a drink?"" Her: ""I have a boyfriend."" Me to barman: ""A beer for me and a 'I have a boyfriend' for the lady."""

"I like my coffee like I like my women From Kenya and tastes like warm diarrhea."

"CVS clerk: Receipt? Me: Sure *God uses 2 fingers to gently close the eyes of an entire rain forest*"

"Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6? Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was"

"I just turned my desktop keyboard upside down, shook it, and a taco salad fell out. At least it tasted like a taco salad."

"I want to visit north Korea one day... before everything goes south."

"Q:Why did the banana walk out of the movie theater? A:the film didn't appeal to him."

"Why did hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill."