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Joke of the Day
"Everyone says they hate MP3 files... But I don't understand why it gets so much flak."
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"I want to go to the afterlife to ask Robin Williams, ""How's it hanging?"" I'm not sorry."
"Want to get your kids attention and make sure they hear what you say? Start whispering something to your spouse."
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