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Joke of the Day

"Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig are unbelievably close friends. It's almost like they share some kind of Bond."

"There are two types of people in the world. Those that can find an answer through simple deduction."

"A bar walks upto a bar... Hows that even possible"

"So then someone told me Islam is the religion of peace."

"My wife agreed to a threesome with two girls. She was inexplicably livid when I told her she was neither."

"What happens if you feed Link some Speed? .... you get a Hyperlink ..."

"The scientist a scientist went to a remote island with a dog in order to teach his speaking. Three years later, the scientist returns, and is asked about his experiment; he replied ""woof, woof, woof"""

"I got a vasectomy at Sears! Was really inexpensive, but now whenever I get an erection, my garage door opens."

"A Family Walks Into A Hotel... The Father walks up to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled"" The man at the desk replies ""no, it's just regular porn you sick cunt"""

"2:40 is the opposite of 4:20 If you wake up at 2:40 you're in rehab and detoxing."