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Joke of the Day
"I generally don't trim my ear hair until it effects my peripheral vision."
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"I was in a band One of our roadies was a German man. There was a Czech one too. Czech 1-2, Czech 1-2"
"What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? ""Behave or Frankenswine will get you."""
"Therapist: Alright, let's start at the beginning Me: *Sighs* I guess it all really started when I wasn't born a centaur"
"What do comic book collectors use in their hair? Mint conditioner."
"What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom? Slow Dancing."
"Are you a general? Because you make my privates stand at attention."
"remember teens, u don't need to have premarital sex to be ""cool."" something as simple as smoking at church or shoplifting will do the trick"
"I like my women like I like my coffee, passed through the digestive system of a cat"
"If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader then she would be known as Ella Vader......."