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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee, passed through the digestive system of a cat"
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"A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar The bartender says ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e."
"No thermostat is as effective at regulating temperature as sticking a foot out from under the bed covers."
"Me: Show me a pan that didn't get clean the first time and I will show you a pan that needs to soak.. Wife: STOP TWEETING AND WASH THE PAN!"
"The Vietnamese place on my street has soup so popular they make you stand in a line to get it. It's a big pho queue."
"Tried to get my 7 year old cousin to play Hungry Hungry Hippos but the fences at the zoo are really high."
"Life is like a sewer... What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. (Shamelessly ripped from An Evening Wasted with Tom Lehrer)"
"What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but fuck you."