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Joke of the Day

"I was in a band One of our roadies was a German man. There was a Czech one too. Czech 1-2, Czech 1-2"

"Bill Cosby is like Santa Claus He comes while you're asleep."

"Q: What kind of flower grows on your face? A: Tulips."

"What's the difference between democracy and feudalism? Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism? A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes."

"Boris Johnson? Isn't he the man that sounds like he's on his way to pub, or has just made his way back from it?"

"Cotton Mouth I hate when i get cotton mouth, but that happens a lot when you eat a lot of pants."

"If at first you don't succeed Then skydiving isn't for you."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff [Ba dum tssshhh](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI)"

"""my god, that man is trying to snatch her purse!"" i'll be RIGHT back *ducks into phone booth* *pops head out 5 mins later* is he gone yet"

"What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming? Paul stop monkeying around!"