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Joke of the Day

"What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom? Slow Dancing."

"I'm dating an x-ray technician... But I don't know what she sees in me."

"Why doesn't the melon get married? Because it cantaloupe."

"Instead of yelling, I just say ""Caps Lock"" and then speak at a normal volume..."

"What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!"

"""This is your Captain speaking..."" ""...if you look out of your window you will see a small yellow life raft floating in the sea. I am talking to you from there."""

"I'm taking an ornithology class as an elective to boost my GPA. It's a bird course."

"Don't go to zombie nightclubs... They're always dead."

"I'm writing a theatrical work on puns It's a play on words."

"What was Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets."