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Joke of the Day

"What do comic book collectors use in their hair? Mint conditioner."

"When I was little I didn't mind my mom feeding me, the only food I refused to allow her to feed me was Alpha-Bits... I just didn't want anyone putting words in my mouth..."

"I was looking at the baseball, trying to figure out why it was getting larger. Then it hit me."

"My gf told me to stop pretending i'm amy winehouse I said no, no, no"

"*Knocks on door* Hey open up. You didn't reply to my last 43 texts & then you tweeted about a guy who keeps annoying you. You need help?"

"Sorting out Problems Remember, whenever you have a problem with someone, use hydrochloric acid. It's always a solution."

"Shout out to bicyclists that yell ""on your left"" as they pass me so I know which arm to clothesline them with."

"Last night instead of feeding my rabbit , I went out clubbing got really pissed and took drugs......I really let my hare down"

"What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of? Plutocracy"

"Frankenstein: Help I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry I'll lengthen it."