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Joke of the Day
"If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader then she would be known as Ella Vader......."
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"What's the definition of awful? Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run."
"Im opening up a tattoo shop just for blind people. I wont really tattoo them. Ill just stab'em with a needle taped to a vibrator for an hour"
"A coworker just asked me how I stay so thin so I responded ""I don't post pictures of my food online"" and I think she believed me."
"British English Now British English will have only 3 vowels **A I O ... ** as it has left E U .... :)"
"My girlfriend asked me what color her eyes were today... I responded, ""36C""."
"*walks into a five guys* Did the five guys ever kiss"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? It's the C"
"I like my mashed potatoes like I like my babies smothered - thought of this while making dinner and discussing having children with my fiance... I don't think I'm ready for kids"
"Vine is shutting down I might actually make more in a year than a vine star does in a week."