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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent."

"Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis? Cause love is what I got"

"If you answer the phone and say ""Hello, you're on the air."" most telemarketers will hang up quickly."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Flat out racism."

"My editor told me I need to be more pithy, so I booked an appointment with a urologist."

"Why did the cook go to jail? He was caught beating the egg"

"My cousin is having trouble with the mods on Reddit... ...he's my cousin twice [removed]"

"To Brie or not to Brie. That is the queso."

"Her: what's your favorite thing about our date tonight? Me: that it's almost over"

"If Anne hath a will, Anne Hathaway."