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Joke of the Day
"What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? ""Behave or Frankenswine will get you."""
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"Did you hear that joke Ray Rice made? It has a great punchline."
"I have a girlfriend named Refrigerator She always opens up to me"
"What did the magician's assistant say to the magician after the show? ""Thanks for halving me."""
"Knock Knock Who is there? Aula. Aula who? ALLAH HUAKBAR!!!!!"
"What has nine arms and blows? Def Leppard"
"How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted? His nose is wet."
"Where do cows stay when they go on vacation? In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away."
"I got a book for Hanukkah today It was the diary of Anne Frank"
"KONY 2012 What Uganda do about it?"