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Joke of the Day
"Are you a general? Because you make my privates stand at attention."
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"What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!"
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"Did you hear about that new film on the B-17 aircraft? It bombed"
"What do Jews call a lone rabbit? A rabbi."
"Whats the best thing about having sex with a pregnant woman? You get pussy and head at the same time."
"I went to a library... and asked the librarian if they had a book on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. She said, ""Well it rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's there or not."""
"Have you ever eat a clock? Its very time consuming."
"How do you make holy water? Boil the *hell* out of it."
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