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Joke of the Day

"In Australia, nah-yeah means yes, yeah-nah means no and nah-nah means banana."

"What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas? Cancer."

"Lassie runs up to Farmer Fred *Bark!* What is it Lassie? *Bark! Bark bark!* What's that girl? Timmy fell down a well! *Bark! Bark bark woof!* Right! I'll say you were here with me the whole time."

"What did the father say before he killed his child with a vacuum cleaner? Dyson"

"[at my grandmas house] MY GRANDMA (not the grandma whose house we're at but my other grandma): (to my grandma whose house we are at) hey"

"With Vladimir Putin so eager to restore ties, I think the U.S and Russia should form one country. We can call it The United States of Soviet Russia! USSR for short."

"im back with another knee slapper !! ""i leterally did nazi see that coming! - an frank funny joke am i righte ??"

"i failed a piss test at work you guys. Yeah, I made a poop instead! Hahahaha"

"3 men go to a strawberry stand... they buy some strawberries. They get stomach aches from eating the strawberries. They put on their hats and go off to work with stomach aches"

"Have you seen a proton lying around? I'm sure I hadron somewhere."