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Joke of the Day

"Lassie runs up to Farmer Fred *Bark!* What is it Lassie? *Bark! Bark bark!* What's that girl? Timmy fell down a well! *Bark! Bark bark woof!* Right! I'll say you were here with me the whole time."

"Where does the General keep hs armies? In his sleevies."

"What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane? Carrion."

"What was tina turners pet name for Ike? Beats me"

"We live in a time of delicious cakes."

"love i have been in love with the same woman for 17 years now....if my wife ever finds that out she will kill me!"

"OPRAH AND AIRPORT SECURITY Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested? A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack."

"Did you know that Matthew Broderick was the first Iron Man in the movies? He was Ferrous Bueller."

"We attract people who are reflections of ourselves. So beware of anyone who wants to be with you when you're an emotional wreck."

"People say Millennials are entitled... but have you ever tried to tell an old lady her coupon has expired?"