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Joke of the Day
"What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas? Cancer."
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"How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI? Move the trees closer together."
"What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss? I literally cannot deal."
"I've never owned a telescope... But it's something I'm thinking of looking into"
"Beached whale Today I got in trouble at work for throwing water on a lady... I just thought that's what your suppose to do for a beached whale"
"Wanna know why I prefer sponge cakes to Jesus? Because sponge cake doesn't take 3 days to rise."
"Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: ""Make a fright turn at the corner."""
"What's the difference between Trump and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself"
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, except that the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they're supposed to be."
"A shark can sense a drop of blood from 3 miles away, and a mom can sense you're not getting enough to eat from 10,000."