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Joke of the Day
"What did the priest say at the salad bar? Lettuce pray."
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"Hello, Gotham Child Services. Oh dear. Both dead? My my. Well, does the child have a Butler that can raise him? Cos it's a lot of paperwork."
"A man goes to the restroom, and leaves his drink with a note ""I spit into it"", to avoid it getting stolen He comes back and finds another note: ""me too"""
"Judging by the size of her models, I'm guessing Victoria's Secret is lots and lots of cocaine."
"CNN got really excited about the #TransAsia plane until they found out it's not missing so now they don't care."
"Jesus goes to a palm reader And she nailed it! Saw Gallagher last weekend and this had me in tears."
"I want my group project members to lower me into my grave.... ... So that they can let me down one last time."
"Do you know why there are no jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? The punchline is too long."
"Have you seem the movie ""constipation""? Of course not, it hasn't come out yet! -Repost from r/funny-"
"To get to the other side"