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Joke of the Day

"Why do ducks have flat feet? So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks."

"Why can't Kim Kardashian find her asshole? He's on tour."

"If I were British I would carry around a monicle and drop it whenever I was horrified"

"Better ""copulate"" than ""copunever."""

"9/11 jokes are not funny guys.. The other 2, however, are hilarious!!"

"I wish my thumbs had the power of Pandora. I would give people the thumbs down & they'd instantly disappear & be replaced w/ a better one."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate pizza before it was cool."

"I'm trying to read on the train but it's hard because people keep applauding & screaming ""You are the train's smartest boy!"" at me"

"I take all of my relationship advice from Animal Planet."

"How did the Sex Ed teacher explain buttsex to her students? She used an analogy"