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Joke of the Day

"Why do ducks have flat feet? So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks."

"Detroit is the first city to make community college free! There are no community colleges in Detroit."

"A father walks up to his son... and says to him, ""Do we have any more dopted?"" The son says, ""What's a dopted?"" ""You are!"" ""Dad, that's not funny."" ""I'm not your dad!"" (Credit to my bartender Casey)"

"LGBTQ stands for... LGBTQ stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and I think... queer, which is strange."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."

"Why did the musician give his daughters the same name? So he could yell ""Anna 1, Anna 2!"""

"A boob job sounds like the best job in the world."

"What's the difference between a Vagina and a Refrigerator? A Fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out."

"Why does no one like the swiss army? Because they are all a bunch of tools."

"Sorry I asked ""why?"" when you told me your baby's name."