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Joke of the Day
"9/11 jokes are not funny guys.. The other 2, however, are hilarious!!"
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"You're all invited to my second bar mitzvah where I become a child once again"
"ME: Guess who was just promoted to be the new CEO! COWORKER: Amanda. ME: Why would you assume it's a man?"
"People keep saying I need to be more assertive Is that okay?"
"An ESL student accidentally bought a middle Engish dictionary... ...and hath furnished many a quipster and baffoon with merriment and jocularity"
"""Hey Al, I heard you're constipated."" ""No shit."""
"What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear? A polar bear."
"What happens when a linguist gets sick? Plosive diarrhea"
"If Ebenezer Scrooge were a sheep, what kind of hat would he wear? A Baa-Homburg!"
"They don't bury an Amish man with his beard. They bury him with shovels."