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Joke of the Day
"I take all of my relationship advice from Animal Planet."
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"I invented a realistic sex simulator. It doesn't work on me because realistically nobody wants to have sex with me."
"What do you call really mean grass? *Agrassive*"
"You don't need to write ""imo"". Nobody is confusing your tweets with Nietzsche."
"Every time I wear a suit I hear the same five words. ""Will the defendants please rise"""
"What does a nosey pepper do? He's Jalapeno business"
"I watched a documentary about the victims of anorexia. Maybe I would have taken them more seriously if the camera didn't add 10 pounds."
"Did you hear about the Easter Egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs"
"Worst thing to ask a gay man during an argument? Why so butthurt?"
"What happened to the man who had a Disney character lodged up his rectum? He had the Mickey taken out of him"