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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate pizza before it was cool."
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"Did you hear Lorraina Babbitt died in LA? She was on the highway and some dick cut her off."
"dear teenage me, it's the future. no flying cars but you will write jokes on a telephone. no don't kill yourself it's actually pretty fun"
"What is the most common disease for lettuce? Icebergers"
"Scientists have discovered what lowers women's sex drive... Wedding cake"
"My wife is so weird She starts every conversation with ""were you even listening to me?"""
"Just got my free yearly car wash Thanks California!"
"Girlfriend just called me by my full given name.This is gonna end poorly."
"Will trump get a second term? Does it look like I have 2020 vision?"
"chinese name joke what do you call a drunk chinese schoolgirl? sum yung fun."