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Joke of the Day
"How did the Sex Ed teacher explain buttsex to her students? She used an analogy"
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"Why do all chicken coupes have two doors? Because if they had four doors they would be sedans."
"What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius? England gets off scott-free."
"Dark and or Offensive :] I don't know where I stand on abortion. I like killing babies, but I don't like giving women a choice."
"What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood? Kind Ling"
"Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it."
"Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year..."
"Wow. Those Spaniards are some die hard Ozzy fans.. ..cause they really went off the rails on a crazy train."
"What is white, moody, easy to beat and makes me do stupid stuff? My penis."
"The pilot asks over the PA system whether there's a doctor on board From the back a guy shouts ""I'm a vegan!"""