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Joke of the Day
"Better ""copulate"" than ""copunever."""
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"To err is human, to arr is pirate."
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"A man walks up to the counter at the airport. ""Can I help you?"" asks the agent. ""I want a round trip ticket"" says the man. ""Where to?"" asks the agent. ""Right back to here."""
"Hey thanks to whoever told me that Cubby Broccoli invented broccoli, I just looked like a real dipshit in front of my parents"
"What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots, you racist!"
"What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality."
"People say there is power in numbers. Say that to 6 million jews. -Jimmy carr"