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Joke of the Day
"If I were British I would carry around a monicle and drop it whenever I was horrified"
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"What do you call an Asian boy with downs? Lo Mein. See you all in hell."
"What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ? They fixed it because their the fawns"
"According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American ""Trail of Tears"" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks."
"Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry? Cos they are afraid of Sin"
"What does popcorn and KFC have in common? Greasy, old kernals"
"What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there."
"What do Downton Abbey and Premenstrual Syndrome have in common? They're both period drama"
"I wonder if all weather forecasts I see on the internet are on a cloud storage?..."
"Yo mama is so fat... That Seaworld is looking for her to make sure she no longer breeds."