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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a second hand gold necklace? Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)"

"Microwaves don't need to give warning beeps after cooking the food - the last thing I'm going to do is forget I just made pizza rolls."

"Sponsor a Child I was thinking of sponsoring a child in Africa. But him being so far away, how could I be sure he actually completed the Fun Run?"

"AI walks to the human AI: ""I relieve you, sir!"" Human: ""I am relieved."""

"When is the best time to have diarrhea? During scrabble. Because it's worth a shitload of points. - Zach Galifianakis"

"What would happen if the Earth was a Cube? We'd all be cubans. ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry"

"I might have Alzheimer's... But at least I don't have Alzheimer's."

"Advertising taught me that hair conditioner makes you move in slow motion."

"What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench The NBA"

"FB post from HS friend on pic: My boyfriend is such a dreamboat! My comment: So was the Titanic."