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Joke of the Day
"how did the gamete get rich? because sex cells... Thank you thank you i'll be here all week."
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"Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel? Because he was hydra-phobic."
"Getting a dog next week, i'm naming him Peeve It's my Pet Peeve"
"What did the mailman ask his girlfriend? Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)"
"Whenever my grandma comes to visit and I hear a loud thud from upstairs, I go for a coffee and think about the cool stuff I just inherited."
"Yo Mama's so fat that when she sits on the beach whales swim up to her and sing ""We are family...!"""
"""Did you sign the nondisclosure agreement?"" ""To not disclose what?"" ""So I guess you DID sign the agreement!"""
"A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say ""bye"" 300 times."
"After decades of research scientists in Texas have discovered a new use for sheep! Wool!"
"How did the Haji find the goat in the tall grass? Satisfying"