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Joke of the Day
"how did the gamete get rich? because sex cells... Thank you thank you i'll be here all week."
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"What do you call an easter extremist? The middle easter bunny"
"My friend asks ""what is long hard and full of seamen"" random female says ""definitely not your dick."""
"[puts scarf on snowman] Girl: to keep u warm Snowman: I am made of snow. G: omg you're alive! S: ok but lets get past that. are you stupid"
"History of panties... 50 years ago you'd have to pull down her panties to see her ass. Today, you have to pull her ass apart, to see her panties."
"A bathroom scale that when you stand on it just says ""Your body is but a point in space; your life, a differential of time."""
"I asked God whether or not to open a brothel He replied ""build it and they will come""."
"Follow your dream, then Unfollow it if it doesn't Follow you back within 48 hours."
"Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake. Woohoo! I'm making these up!!"
"What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture? Cell shading."