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Joke of the Day

"[inventor of the piano] Tables aren't noisy enough."

"What's the difference between a politician and a bucket of shit? The bucket."

"Dominos dropped the ""pizza"" from its name because they're not legally allowed to call that pizza."

"Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough"

"I'm pretty sure Kanye West is the reason why we arent allowed to retweet our own tweets."

"ME: I got pizza sauce on my mouse. I need a new one. IT DEPARTMENT: You should just be able to wipe it off. ME: Too late, I ate it."

"Today's assignment: Walk up to people with a manila envelope and ask them ""Have you seen this person?"" and pull out a picture of yourself"

"a man walked into a bar I thought he would have seen it."

"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? Cause they're filled with Arab seamen!"

"/r/jokes won't get this Original jokes"