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Joke of the Day
"Winters, when your handwriting turns out the same no matter which hand you use."
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"What did the Magician say when he took some Adderall? Hocus Focus"
"Self-deprecating humour is the lowest form of entertainment. And I can't even get *that* right."
"A sign language interpreter said to his customer... My apologies, my finger got stuck between the door so I may have a bit of a lisp."
"What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party? ""You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."""
"What did the blind, one-legged retarded kid get for Christmas? cancer"
"Golfer: ""I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."" Caddy: ""Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."""
"Just when I thought we'd avoided all controversial topics at Thanksgiving dinner my niece said Aristocats was better than The Lion King"
"When a man talks dirty to a woman... The man is charged for sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, He's also charged $3.95 per minute."
"What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors? He has a reptile dysfunction."