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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a straight mustache and a gay mustache? The smell."
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"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there He said he couldn't complain."
"Camo is proper for any occasion. It's good for drinkin' beers, huntin' deers and scarin' queers. Merica."
"Patient: Doc what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth? Dentist: Don't smile in a bad neighborhood."
"What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks? Gomer's pile."
"When I was a kid I used to dream about swimming in an ocean of soda... ....but when I grew up I realised it was just a Fantasea"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis."
"If you love something, let it go. Unless that thing is a cat. Your cat will not come back."
"Joke Who will always be the #1 ranked father and son of all time? God"
"QUIT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY FOUNDING FATHER! - strict constitutional constructionist teen to the President"