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Joke of the Day
"""I made bank today."" - Inarticulate Construction Worker"
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"What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"
"I like my apples how I like my penis... In cider."
"--Whenever I am down in the dumps, I buy a new hat. --So that's where you get them."
"I live in my parent's basement so I had to dig a deeper basement for my kids to live in. In 20 generations we will reach the Earth's core."
"I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the papers jammin' again."
"Alabama: where the men are men and the sheep are scared"
"What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries? A one trip pony :D"
"[quickly jumps into the back of a cab] ME: How far will this get me? *i hand the driver 14 peanut m&ms with the chocolate sucked off*"
"Did you hear about the red luxury cruise liner that collided with the blue luxury cruise liner? The passengers and crew were marooned."