115066
Joke of the Day
"Whoever spelled the word Receipt was a friggin idiopt"
Next Joke
"*takes off pants* *crawls into bed* Security Guard- Lady, this is Macy's *crawls out of bed* *puts on pants* SG- Those aren't your pants"
"Bowling is my favorite sport because you don't have to run and there's beer five feet away."
"I saw the add on page one. I dont have a reason to stand for cancer. But I do have a reason to sit for diabetes."
"What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! (Edit: Say it out loud if you don't get it)"
"Fucking irony. My girlfriend of 2.5 years wants a threesome, but doesn't want to share me with other girl..... Update, she would consider if she was witn me and some unknown girl."
"What's the difference between the Joker and Ronald McDonald? The Joker only killed people in Gotham City."
"What do planets like read? Comet books! Edit: What do planets like to read?**"
"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Yes."
"What do you call a basement full of liberals? A whine cellar."