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Joke of the Day
"Bowling is my favorite sport because you don't have to run and there's beer five feet away."
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"What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have Bird Flu, you need tweetment. If you have Swine Flu, you need oink-ment."
"What is Jesus' favourite dessert? Propheteroles"
"What do zombies with dyslexia eat? Brians."
"What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner? Freud rice."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken."
"What is Scooby Doo's favorite program language? Ruby Ruby Roo!"
"""wat can i say.. im a people person"" said the man who was MADE OUT OF PEOPLE"
"Why did the Marxist drop out of school? He didn't like the classes."