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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Yes."
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"A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum... The doctors described his condition as stable."
"Did you hear about the guy who got hit on the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."
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"What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring? That's lacist."
"Boob. B (top view) oo (front view) b (side view)"
"After years of searching, scientists have finally found the gene for shyness... ...hiding behind two other genes."
"So a neutron walks into a bar He asks the bartender ""how much for drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, no charge."""