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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Yes."
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"Keeping busy in prison"
"Child services told me to stop using cigarettes as they are harming my children Fair enough, I'll just use an Ash tray"
"13 blackberries and 5 iPads walk into a bar... They leave hammered"
"What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forest1"
"According to the 25th Amendment, if the President is incapacitated, the Vice President becomes the executive producer of ""The Apprentice."""
"Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman? Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant."
"If you can't afford to get your wisdom teeth removed... Try crystal meth, it really is a miracle drug. *disclaimer: may remove more teeth than expected."
"What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet? Supplies!!!"
"I've reached this point in life, where I have no idea what I'm doing. I've always been there, I just admit it now."