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Joke of the Day

"I saw the add on page one. I dont have a reason to stand for cancer. But I do have a reason to sit for diabetes."

"If we're going to do racist jokes How's a Mexican like a cue ball? The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!"

"Never really had a nickname in my life.. Except maybe that one time a bunch of chumps called me ""The defendant"" for a full day."

"What's a porn stars favorite drink? 7up in cider"

"A quote from the Father of Invention. Hi Invention, I'm Dad."

"my idiot dog just ate a box of condom. i was gonna eat those buddy"

"Missing area man described as boringly conventional, was easily found by multiplying height x width."

"'I know a black person' - White people"

"When I bring a girl back to my bedroom, I tell her ""this is where the magic happens"", then I pull a rabbit out of a hat."

"TIL the shorter urinals aren't for kids. They're for black dudes that need room to dangle."