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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the Joker and Ronald McDonald? The Joker only killed people in Gotham City."

"Nobody gracefully gets out of a beanbag chair."

"Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!"

"Have you ever thought about dying instantly? couldn't hurt."

"How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw."

"Judas: *Sips wine* Great, water again, very funny Jesus:HAHA I got you! Judas: So glad this is our last supper Jesus: what? Judas: what?"

"What did the RAM stick say to the politician? I'm PC2!"

"Went to a sausage party It was the wurst."

"What's better than roses on my piano? Tulips on my organ."

"I'm getting married! Well, I have a new boyfriend! Okay, I have a date for tomorrow night! FINE. Shoe salesman said ""Come back soon""."