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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the Joker and Ronald McDonald? The Joker only killed people in Gotham City."

"Muy Picante: What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!"

"Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!"

"I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex She told me she's been having sex with an asshole for years"

"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle? A tire."

"Richard Dawkins's next book should be called... ""Religion: Controlling the Masses for Fun and Prophet"""

"I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point."

"What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common? They both wipe out Klingons."

"My cat is my date and we got asked to leave the Olive Garden. Probably because she's black."

"Did you hear about that celebrity who committed suicide? Reese whatsername? ""Witherspoon?"" ""No, with a knife!"" Only really works if you actually tell it to someone (and can maintain a good pokerface)"