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Joke of the Day
"What's the National Vegetable of Israel? Ariel Sharon"
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"TIFU by sleeping with my boss I should be getting a promotion any day now."
"What did the Lion say to the Rhino? Y NO LEGS!"
"Why is it called a 'dad-bod' and not a 'father-figure'?"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking... J. K. Rowling"
"""Did you know Jesus was a carpenter?"" -every carpenter, 100 times a day."
"The flat earth movement is really taking off.. There are flat earthers all around the globe"
"Muhammad Ali walks into a bar So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink. He gives the bartender ceramic money. The Bartender says ""I can't accept this your Cash Is Clay"""
"Definition of Bravery: Accepting oral sex from a cannibal."
"A priest, rapist, and a child molestor walk into a bar Then he ordered a drink."