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Joke of the Day

"What's the National Vegetable of Israel? Ariel Sharon"

"What do you call a female Hitler? [This post has been deleted]"

"[Opens hand sanitiser] SUbmiT YoUr SOuL tO EternAL HeLL fiRe [closes lid] wtf? [looks at label] LINDA YOU BOUGHT HAND SATANISER AGAIN"

"What did the abused wife say about her husband? Beats me."

"My computer just said 'hello' to me. I think it might be a Dell."

"You know who are great at shadow puppets? Deaf people."

"I would pay 5$ to see my girlfriend naked on the street I don't have a girlfriend, 5$ would be a good bargain"

"What is the difference between pot and pussy? If you can smell the pussy across the room, it's probably not the good stuff."

"Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair)."

"Coffee... If you're British, it may not be your cup of tea."