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Joke of the Day

"Wild horses could easily drag me away. In fact, a pair of determined guinea pigs could probably give me a run for my money."

"A man walked inside an interior decorators convention and everyone was laughing... He asked what's so funny. ""It's an inside joke""."

"Why did the janitor flush the toilet? Because it was his duty."

"What's a bitch's favorite form of advertisement? A paw pup."

"Asians are such bad drivers I am beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident. Just jacked this from a comment on ask Reddit....thought it should be shared."

"What's the tallest building in [insert your town/city here] The Library, it has the most stories......"

"""Hey, did you see that article about cats invading the internet?"" ""Yeah, I reddit."""

"How ""thoughts of suicide"" became an acceptable drug side effect: ""How do you feel?"" ""I kind of want to kill myself."" ""Ok."""

"Teenagers are overweight because... ...they aren't getting in enough physical activity. Damn consent laws..."

"How do you know when a Jewish chef is done cooking? You check the oven."